transhumanisticpanspermia:

rnackenzie:

how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature 

“hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.”

*profuse sweating*

boy:  shit baby you're so wet already
girl:  that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something